Vic123 - Вицове http://vic123.wordpress.com Just another WordPress.com weblog Fri, 09 Jan 2009 09:57:29 +0000 http://wordpress.com/ bg hourly 1 http://www.gravatar.com/blavatar/73a4dac5843db5b36cccfc4a1eae2cfd?s=96&d=http://s.wordpress.com/i/buttonw-com.png Vic123 - Вицове http://vic123.wordpress.com Блондинки в кино http://vic123.wordpress.com/2009/01/09/%d0%b1%d0%bb%d0%be%d0%bd%d0%b4%d0%b8%d0%bd%d0%ba%d0%b8-%d0%b2-%d0%ba%d0%b8%d0%bd%d0%be/ http://vic123.wordpress.com/2009/01/09/%d0%b1%d0%bb%d0%be%d0%bd%d0%b4%d0%b8%d0%bd%d0%ba%d0%b8-%d0%b2-%d0%ba%d0%b8%d0%bd%d0%be/#comments Fri, 09 Jan 2009 09:57:29 +0000 vic123 http://vic123.wordpress.com/?p=258 ]]>

Две блондинки решават да отидат на кино. Купуват си билети за филм на ужасите. Филмът започва с предупреждението “ Филма не се препоръчва за хора със слаби сърца!“
Едната веднага казва на другата:
- Ми че аз от къде да знам, колко ми тежи сърцето?

]]> http://vic123.wordpress.com/2009/01/09/%d0%b1%d0%bb%d0%be%d0%bd%d0%b4%d0%b8%d0%bd%d0%ba%d0%b8-%d0%b2-%d0%ba%d0%b8%d0%bd%d0%be/feed/ 0 vic123 Две блондинки си бъбрят по телефона http://vic123.wordpress.com/2009/01/09/%d0%b4%d0%b2%d0%b5-%d0%b1%d0%bb%d0%be%d0%bd%d0%b4%d0%b8%d0%bd%d0%ba%d0%b8-%d1%81%d0%b8-%d0%b1%d1%8a%d0%b1%d1%80%d1%8f%d1%82-%d0%bf%d0%be-%d1%82%d0%b5%d0%bb%d0%b5%d1%84%d0%be%d0%bd%d0%b0/ http://vic123.wordpress.com/2009/01/09/%d0%b4%d0%b2%d0%b5-%d0%b1%d0%bb%d0%be%d0%bd%d0%b4%d0%b8%d0%bd%d0%ba%d0%b8-%d1%81%d0%b8-%d0%b1%d1%8a%d0%b1%d1%80%d1%8f%d1%82-%d0%bf%d0%be-%d1%82%d0%b5%d0%bb%d0%b5%d1%84%d0%be%d0%bd%d0%b0/#comments Fri, 09 Jan 2009 09:55:51 +0000 vic123 http://vic123.wordpress.com/?p=256 ]]>

Две блондинки си бъбрят по телефона:
- Наде, помниш ли днес кой има рожден ден,ма?
- Чакай да помисля малко!
- Добре, утре пак ще ти се обадя, да ми кажеш.

]]> http://vic123.wordpress.com/2009/01/09/%d0%b4%d0%b2%d0%b5-%d0%b1%d0%bb%d0%be%d0%bd%d0%b4%d0%b8%d0%bd%d0%ba%d0%b8-%d1%81%d0%b8-%d0%b1%d1%8a%d0%b1%d1%80%d1%8f%d1%82-%d0%bf%d0%be-%d1%82%d0%b5%d0%bb%d0%b5%d1%84%d0%be%d0%bd%d0%b0/feed/ 0 vic123 Блондинка се оплаква на приятелка http://vic123.wordpress.com/2009/01/09/%d0%b1%d0%bb%d0%be%d0%bd%d0%b4%d0%b8%d0%bd%d0%ba%d0%b0-%d1%81%d0%b5-%d0%be%d0%bf%d0%bb%d0%b0%d0%ba%d0%b2%d0%b0-%d0%bd%d0%b0-%d0%bf%d1%80%d0%b8%d1%8f%d1%82%d0%b5%d0%bb%d0%ba%d0%b0/ http://vic123.wordpress.com/2009/01/09/%d0%b1%d0%bb%d0%be%d0%bd%d0%b4%d0%b8%d0%bd%d0%ba%d0%b0-%d1%81%d0%b5-%d0%be%d0%bf%d0%bb%d0%b0%d0%ba%d0%b2%d0%b0-%d0%bd%d0%b0-%d0%bf%d1%80%d0%b8%d1%8f%d1%82%d0%b5%d0%bb%d0%ba%d0%b0/#comments Fri, 09 Jan 2009 09:54:49 +0000 vic123 http://vic123.wordpress.com/?p=254 ]]>

Блондинка се оплаква на приятелка:
- Моя приятел казва, че не му е интересно с мен, трябвало да си обогатя силикона. Представяш ли си? Пак! Само преди пет месеца го увеличавах!
- Глупачка си ти! Не силикон, а лексикон!

]]> http://vic123.wordpress.com/2009/01/09/%d0%b1%d0%bb%d0%be%d0%bd%d0%b4%d0%b8%d0%bd%d0%ba%d0%b0-%d1%81%d0%b5-%d0%be%d0%bf%d0%bb%d0%b0%d0%ba%d0%b2%d0%b0-%d0%bd%d0%b0-%d0%bf%d1%80%d0%b8%d1%8f%d1%82%d0%b5%d0%bb%d0%ba%d0%b0/feed/ 0 vic123 Две блондинки разглеждат снимки http://vic123.wordpress.com/2009/01/09/%d0%b4%d0%b2%d0%b5-%d0%b1%d0%bb%d0%be%d0%bd%d0%b4%d0%b8%d0%bd%d0%ba%d0%b8-%d1%80%d0%b0%d0%b7%d0%b3%d0%bb%d0%b5%d0%b6%d0%b4%d0%b0%d1%82-%d1%81%d0%bd%d0%b8%d0%bc%d0%ba%d0%b8/ http://vic123.wordpress.com/2009/01/09/%d0%b4%d0%b2%d0%b5-%d0%b1%d0%bb%d0%be%d0%bd%d0%b4%d0%b8%d0%bd%d0%ba%d0%b8-%d1%80%d0%b0%d0%b7%d0%b3%d0%bb%d0%b5%d0%b6%d0%b4%d0%b0%d1%82-%d1%81%d0%bd%d0%b8%d0%bc%d0%ba%d0%b8/#comments Fri, 09 Jan 2009 09:54:19 +0000 vic123 http://vic123.wordpress.com/?p=252 ]]>

Две блондинки разглеждат снимки.Едната:
-А това е дядо ми на 11 години.
-Я!Не знаех,че човек може да стане дядо на 11 години!

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Седи блондинка.Изведнъж чува шум в главата и пита:
-Кой е там?
-Аз съм червей мозъкояд!
-Какво правиш там?
-Гладувам!!!

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Стар приятел е по-добре, отколкото двама нови.
С приятелките е обратното.

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Глупавите маймуни слезнали от дърветата, започнали да се трудят, еволюирали в хора. Умните маймуни продължават да си седят на старите места.

]]> http://vic123.wordpress.com/2009/01/09/%d0%b3%d0%bb%d1%83%d0%bf%d0%b0%d0%b2%d0%b8%d1%82%d0%b5-%d0%bc%d0%b0%d0%b9%d0%bc%d1%83%d0%bd%d0%b8/feed/ 0 vic123 Арабска поговорка http://vic123.wordpress.com/2009/01/09/%d0%b0%d1%80%d0%b0%d0%b1%d1%81%d0%ba%d0%b0-%d0%bf%d0%be%d0%b3%d0%be%d0%b2%d0%be%d1%80%d0%ba%d0%b0/ http://vic123.wordpress.com/2009/01/09/%d0%b0%d1%80%d0%b0%d0%b1%d1%81%d0%ba%d0%b0-%d0%bf%d0%be%d0%b3%d0%be%d0%b2%d0%be%d1%80%d0%ba%d0%b0/#comments Fri, 09 Jan 2009 09:50:56 +0000 vic123 http://vic123.wordpress.com/?p=245 ]]>

Арабска поговорка: Новата жена е по-добра от две стари.

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Вярно ли е, че минута смях удължава живота с пет минути?
Зависи на кой се смеете. Може и да го скъкрати.

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Ако мъж е готов на всичко заради жена, значи че я обича.
Ако жена е готова на всичко заради мъж, значи че тя го е родила.

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